Caffeine et Nicotine

Whether you're studying, writing a paper, updating a blog ehem, or being that loner starving author/artist, most people would love to drink a black coffee and have a smoke. Ok, so you may not smoke...doesn't it feel so OUT OF LA to be at a coffee shop and smoke inside? Let's excuse the second-hand smoking ideal, there's always the outside area. That doesn't exist here right? WRONG. I heard about this place a year ago, my friend was actually taken on a date there. Being the chain smoker she is, I'm pretty sure that sealed the deal for the night with the two. There was a rumor of it being closed so I never bothered to go out of my way and check. However, a few months ago my friend was leaving to Israel and invited me there with his friends. It was eleven at night, I had an exam the next morning, but sacrificed to finally see the place nonetheless. I purchased a hot coco and indulged in a few games of Dominos...don't ask. Located on little Santa Monica, Cacao Cafe is that insomniatic nicotine and caffeine fiending hole in the wall. Regardless of the size and location, if you want a late night smoke and coffee, you go there. Definitely a YOUNEEK find, only thing is that you can only smoke inside past ten at night...aren't smokers always up late anyways?

Dear Coachella

Dear Coachella,

Thank you for always being the highlight of my year and finally coming out with a legitimate line-up since 2006. I hope your sugary frozen lemonade melts the same in my mouth and cools me down like a mother fucker. I promise to know every lyric by heart to every song and be the wildest flower child I have been for the past four years of attending. I love the hip-hop Jay-Z vibe you added on Friday, 2010's new bitch La Roux, GRRRIIZZZLLY BEARR, universally loved deadmau5, Saturday's mash up of rocking Muse, danceable Guetta, banging Dirty South, and although Sunday is probably my least favorite day, Thom Yorke's the shit. I have a theory that Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers will do a last minute collaboration with Thom Yorke, please surprise me Coachella. Even though many of your 2006 performances are back this year, you chose those of the best:  Tiesto, Hot Chip, Deadmau5...I'm counting down the days and I can't  wait to see your pretty ass face.

Love always,

Sarah

Roll it Up

According to the LA Times, yes I read the paper and intend to include news in this blog especially concerning this issue, Marijuana is now legalized for "for those 21 and older to possess up to an ounce...  for recreational use." For those of you who DON'T read the paper, most are either dwelling on not being 21 and some of you may be heading out to smoke your first joint in public. Regardless, for the first time in seventy years with a passing vote of 4-3, brutally close, we're almost close to turning California into the new Amsterdam. Personally I believe it should have been over 18, and even though many people still light up after the age of 21, prime ages for dope smoking are in the teen ranges. We can buy cigarretes at 18, why not add marijuana into the category? I'm waiting for someone in Los Angeles to finally open up an Amsterdam themed marijuana cafe, so I can entice and inform you all. Unless I'm unaware of this secret cafe, which I doubt, enlighten me. 

Our hot president in his youth lighting up.

I Found the Remains of Your Class and Dignity Outside the Nightclub

You're downing Dom and Cran-Goose, possibly popping some prescriptive drugs and powdering your nose, oh you're just so classy and original. The cherry on top of the sundae,  the entertainment. Blood shot eyed, crazy claw fingered, incoherent faced and practically tumbling in between getting dumped outside. Smack a Givenchy symbol on the forehead and you have yourself a winner. I don't care if you're wearing a customized Herve Leger, you look disgusting. Sirens...karma police? Speaking of which, the music video makes me want to jump in the back of the car with Yorke...watch below.

Radiohead-Karma Police
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Tipsy Borderline Wasted

"Where is my vagina" drunk

“With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying.” -Johnny Depp

Disney may fabricate the "PG"-rated upcoming Alice in Wonderland film starring Depp as the Mad Hatter, but are we on the road to a Heath Ledger Darknight replay? Let's hope not, Depp's one of my favorites...